Saturday, December 1, 2012

Shall I or Shan't I Read This?

Hello reader,
 I talk alot and I write alot and now I hope to blog alot. First time doing this, so thanks for being apart of taking my blogging v-card..you should feel accomplished. So what can you expect from this blog?

1) Stuff about being a first time mom. But not all that sappy lovey dovey shit or gushing over how cute/smart/talented my one year old twin daughters are (even though they are all of those, with a large splash of evil, because they are gingers).

2) Social commentary. This is just a nice PC way of saying I will exercise my American right to complain about everything. And judge others. Quite a bit.

3)Weekly specials, such as "A-holes I encounter at the bookstore" or "Throwback to a dumb thing I did in college".

4)Being as grammatically correct as possible. There will be no, "L8R Peeps" "TTYL" or "Wurd gurl". There may be an occasional "Ermahgerd" or spelling mistake. And as a sidenote, shan't is a real word and I used it properly in the title. I should know, I googled it to double check.

So if any or all of this sounds like it's up your alley, read away!

Disclaimer: I can't guarentee I'll be able to post on any consistant basis. Remember, I have 2 one year olds crawling all over the place, searching for items that will maime themselves, each other or me.

3 comments:

  1. You did it!!!!!! I'm already a full time fan ;)

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  2. I love it! I laughed! I rarely laugh out loud while reading! I'm bookmarking it! So many exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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