Saturday, December 1, 2012

Shall I or Shan't I Read This?

Hello reader,
 I talk alot and I write alot and now I hope to blog alot. First time doing this, so thanks for being apart of taking my blogging should feel accomplished. So what can you expect from this blog?

1) Stuff about being a first time mom. But not all that sappy lovey dovey shit or gushing over how cute/smart/talented my one year old twin daughters are (even though they are all of those, with a large splash of evil, because they are gingers).

2) Social commentary. This is just a nice PC way of saying I will exercise my American right to complain about everything. And judge others. Quite a bit.

3)Weekly specials, such as "A-holes I encounter at the bookstore" or "Throwback to a dumb thing I did in college".

4)Being as grammatically correct as possible. There will be no, "L8R Peeps" "TTYL" or "Wurd gurl". There may be an occasional "Ermahgerd" or spelling mistake. And as a sidenote, shan't is a real word and I used it properly in the title. I should know, I googled it to double check.

So if any or all of this sounds like it's up your alley, read away!

Disclaimer: I can't guarentee I'll be able to post on any consistant basis. Remember, I have 2 one year olds crawling all over the place, searching for items that will maime themselves, each other or me.


  1. You did it!!!!!! I'm already a full time fan ;)

  2. I love it! I laughed! I rarely laugh out loud while reading! I'm bookmarking it! So many exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!